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My girlfriend watches Microsoft commercials with the same disdain that I watch gay porn…. I mean other straight dudes watch gay porn.

What the…

Wait a sec…

Uhhh….

(Wince)

That’s ummm….

(wince…slight gag…covers eyes…peek through seperated fingers)

That’s not right…

I need a towel.

(Shakes head in shame)

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